Ayu sent me a photoshopped pic inspired by this clip.

JaeHo with a baby. Well, eventual JaeHo...if I ever get there.

And no mpreg either. Improv, written straight into LJ.

( Edited 16.09.08 )

Written in 4 hours. I just needed to do this, I guess.

( Perfect Day v.2 )

...sigh

Title: Hell Hath No Fury (Remix, Kangteuk v2.0)
Author: vivi
Pairing: Kangteuk
Rating: R
Warnings: girl!Kangin. AU. Lots of drinking.
Disclaimer: Don’t own the boys, unfortunately.
Summary: Wherein Kangin being a girl isn’t so much the story as it is an elaborate plot device. Not related to the first ‘Hell Hath No Fury’.

A/N: Because I think it’s fun to put Kangin in these situations? XD

Title: Teddy
Author: vivi
Pairing: Kangteuk
Rating: R (only for language, heehee)
Length: One-shot
Warnings: Utter, utter crack. Spank!kink (but comes about in a totally crack way). Disgusting amounts of sparkly fluff and cuteness.
Disclaimer: Don’t own the boys.
Summary: In which Eeteuk spanks Kangin. Who likes it. :D

A/N: I’m sorry, I’m sorry I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry. T-T

It might help to look at these pictures first: one   two

Maybe it's writer's block. Maybe it's the fact I have a 15-page paper due in a few days and I'm still researching it. Or maybe because I am super drunk. Maybe. Just maybe.

O.o o.O

Title: Behind the Mask
Pairing: Kangteuk (Super Junior)
Author: vivi
Rating: PG
Length: Short one-shot.
Disclaimer: Don't own the boys
Warnings: Nothing too serious. Flangst.
Summary: Yoongwoon is filled with tears.

( Part One of One. )

Title: Stars AU
Author: vivi
Pairing: pre-slash Keita/Ryuichi
Rating: PG-13
Length: Drabblish one-shot
Genre: Angsty?
Disclaimer: Don't own the boys or Peter Pan :p
Summary: Forever is a really long time.

A/N: Making sure I don't get rusty :p That and Peter Pan was on tv...doesn't follow the story, but some details are in here. :D

Title: Discharge AU
Author: vivi
Pairing: JaeHo (YunJae)
Rating: R for language.
Length: One-shot
Genre: Slight angst, Romance
Based on & Inspired by: Jarhead the movie.
Disclaimer: Don't own the boys or the movie.
Summary: Yunho is an ex-Marine. He finally escapes the desert.

A/N: My computer died and I lost everything on it. T-T Improv written straight into LJ because I don't have a computer of my own anymore...

Title: Medieval Song
Pairing: Keita/Ryuichi
Author: vivi
Rating: PG-13, sigh.
Length: One-shot
Disclaimer: Don’t own them.
Warnings: So much insanity.
Summary: Prequel to my so-far unfinished fic ‘Till Death Do Us Part’. Ryuichi needs the bathroom. :D

A/N: Dude, law school. T-T Brain is liquefied.

Title: Doze (AU - Alternate Universe)
Author: vivi
Pairing: JaeHo
Rating: G
Length: Drabble-ish one-shot.
Disclaimer: Don't own them. Plunny from kiboushinjitsu (and MAN what a plunny!)
Warnings: Completely and totally inaccurate in probably every way imaginable...
Summary: Jaejoong falls asleep. Yunho needs to go to morning court. ._."

A/N: I took Yunho's title from Wikipedia. How wunnerful, ne~ As I do not know much about Imperial China and didn't research beforehand, I apologise for any inaccuracies, and hope you take it as just a historical AU. Written directly into LJ...

Title: Shower
Author: vivi
Pairing: Yoosu
Rating: G
Genre: Pre-slash, UST
Disclaimer: Don't own them, story is mine.
A/N: Improv fic, written in 30 mins.

Title: Silver Lining
Author: vivi
Pairing: pre-slash, Keita/Ryuichi
Rating: G

A/N: It's almost 4am, and I miss my friends in the States. Hong Kong is lonely, even though it's big and cosmopolitan and stuff. I need some Kei/Ryu loving to wipe my tears away.

Title: Burning Bridges
Author: vivi
Pairing: Keita/Ryuichi (sort of)
Rating: R for language only.

Title: Here Comes The Bride…
Author: vivi
Pairing: Seuki (Changmin/Yoochun)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack.
Inspired By: The ‘Over the Mountain, Across the River’ clip. You know the one I’m talking about :D
Summary: Why Yoochun would be mistaken for a girl. And why Yoochun would be mistaken for Changmin’s bride. Oh good lord.

A/N: Please excuse the author for her insanity. Thank you.

Title: Candlelight
Pairing: Keita/Ryuichi
Author: vivi
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own them, unfortunately. But do own story.
Warnings: Mindless fluff. The mysterious non-appearance of Ryohei. And stupidness.
Summary: Just because it’s Valentine’s Day.

A/N: I’m working on everything else, but I couldn’t let V-Day pass by with nary a peep from me…even though it's like, what, a week later??? OOPS SORRY?!

( Read here! )

Title:Things That Go Boo At Night
Pairing: Ryuichi/Keita, teehee!
Author: vivi
Rating: PG-13. But copious amounts of swearing.
Disclaimer: Don’t own them, unfortunately. But do own story.
Inspired by: Halloween, and getting the crap scared out of me by my flatmates.
Summary: Ryuichi’s not scared. No, most definitely not.

A/N: I finally have time to write! YAY!!!! XD

( BOO! )

Title: Knight In Shining Armour
Pairing: Keita/Ryuichi
Author: venenatus.venustas
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don’t own them.
Warnings: Alternate Universe. Sort of. Crack-induced (again). I make fun of Mary Sues. Oh, and shameless self-insert.
Summary: Keita discovers that Ryuichi’s girlfriend is a monster.

Dedicated to pixeled. I hope this cheers you up, darling! I tried my hardest to make it fluffy.

Also for arkanefyre because her fic made me cry T-T

( Knight In Shining Armour )

Title: Sailor Uniforms Are Stupid
Pairing: Keita/Ryuichi
Author: venenatus.venustas
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I obviously don’t own them.

For my own challenge. Oh god. I'm sorry I had to cut this short. Argh.

( Sailor Uniforms Are Stupid! )

Title: Anything
Pairing: Keita/Ryuichi
Author: venenatus.venustas
Rating: NC-17 like omg whoa.
Disclaimer: I obviously don’t own them.
Warnings: Fucked Up Fluff. Hey, it’s FINALS WEEK. I’m allowed. :p
Summary: Ryuichi is wiling to do anything for Keita. Anything at all.

A/N: I couldn’t help it. I just couldn’t help it. *writhes*

( Anything )

Title: Dear Diary
Pairing: Keita/Ryuichi
Author: venenatus.venustas
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I obviously don’t own them.
Warnings: Insanity.
Summary: In which Keita is a teenaged girl, Ryuichi is blatantly in denial, and Ryohei plays God (as usual).

A/N: Um. The reason why I’m posting is because I’m procrastinating??? Today is the first day of my exams what? If I give you crack, will you ignore the fact that I still can’t churn out the nurse!Ryuichi fic?

( Dear Diary... )

Title: Pero Me…
Pairing: Keita/Ryuichi
Author: venenatus.venustas
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I obviously don’t own them.
Warnings: Angst, aka Vivi's Detox.
Inspired by: Pero Me Acuerdo De Ti by Christina Aguilera. Old song, rediscovered on my playlist :p

A/N: Not exactly a songfic. Because then there’d be no happy ending and I can’t have that, as you all know full well.

This is sort of a break from trying to write bad smut. Oh god. *dies*

( And then I... )